I think I realized it was an art form at the beginning, but it took me a really long time before I… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
Somebody is going to find a way digitally that is just as innovative. In the end, the tools can change, but there… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
MySpace is somehow more welcoming than Facebook. And Twittering, I just... Ugh. I like having radio silence. I think radio silence is… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
Just think of yourself as starting from zero every time. That's what I do with every new role. I'm at zero, and… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
What you want to worship above youth, I think, is beauty, and beauty is so beyond just appearances after a while. Because… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
The apocalypse is coming, that's the one thing I like about George Bush, I really think he can get us into the… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I'm glad that that era of stand-up is over, because I think it adversely affected a lot of people who could have… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I think most comedians go through that (period), where you have to change or evolve. You don't want to just keep doing… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I really had to imagine the kind of person that I would have been if I had never left my hometown. I… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I think the kind of person that gravitates toward New York is a person that's not so much focused on controlling exactly… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
The process is to me is going onstage night after night after night after night until I get a new hour. And then once… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I can't say that I ever abided nerd stereotypes: I was never alone or felt outcast. — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
“If I hear the term ‘healing journey’ one more f–king time… It is not a ‘healing journey.’ It’s a ‘numb slog.’ It’s just a,… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I think I realized it was an art form at the beginning, but it took me a really long time before I was able… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I wish I had a really cool, esoteric answer, but what the process is to me is going onstage night after night after night… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
If I were to just focus on stand-up, I could actually, paradoxically enough, be home way more, because I would leave on a Friday,… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
“hobos' (a slang term that combines the words 'hope' and 'bowl of beans given to me for free by a woman who then initiated… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
As much as I know people love the method and what you can draw out of yourself, a lot of acting is very imaginative. — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
We're rewarding either the reality or the appearance of youth, which is why you have all these people in their fifties trying to act… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
With a comedian, it's the opposite. You put that album out, and they've heard it. If they're coming out to see you, you'd better… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
If you actually do cold readings, it's very close to how people actually talk, because you're experiencing these thoughts anew every moment, and trying… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
What I was trying to say in that bit, without saying it out loud, is that there were things - you're right, everything is… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
