If I were to just focus on stand-up, I could actually, paradoxically enough, be home way more, because I would leave on… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
What I was trying to say in that bit, without saying it out loud, is that there were things - you're right,… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I have a lot of friends who were stand-ups, and they just stopped after a while, because they didn't like that battle,… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
Wars are usually really popular with people that aren't gonna be affected by them. 'Cause it's just entertainment, and it's just weird,… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
There's all kinds of those moments in your life where either through a weird set of circumstances, or a song you hear,… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
You know, in Los Angeles, you're constantly in your car, you're sealed up, you're not walking around. Whereas in New York, after… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I look pretty nondescript. I don't go out of my way to... I don't express my personality with my clothes, with my… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
Somebody is going to find a way digitally that is just as innovative. In the end, the tools can change, but there… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
Knock on wood, my groupies tend to be very artistic, creative people - sometimes way more creative than I am. — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
Doing 'Young Adult' was really reassuring to me in a lot of ways. It confirmed a lot of suspicions I had about… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
Having enough money has to go hand in hand with living in a way that you're not being a slave to your… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
The process is to me is going onstage night after night after night after night until I get a new hour. And then once… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I can't say that I ever abided nerd stereotypes: I was never alone or felt outcast. — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
“If I hear the term ‘healing journey’ one more f–king time… It is not a ‘healing journey.’ It’s a ‘numb slog.’ It’s just a,… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I think I realized it was an art form at the beginning, but it took me a really long time before I was able… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I wish I had a really cool, esoteric answer, but what the process is to me is going onstage night after night after night… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
If I were to just focus on stand-up, I could actually, paradoxically enough, be home way more, because I would leave on a Friday,… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
“hobos' (a slang term that combines the words 'hope' and 'bowl of beans given to me for free by a woman who then initiated… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
As much as I know people love the method and what you can draw out of yourself, a lot of acting is very imaginative. — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
We're rewarding either the reality or the appearance of youth, which is why you have all these people in their fifties trying to act… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
With a comedian, it's the opposite. You put that album out, and they've heard it. If they're coming out to see you, you'd better… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
If you actually do cold readings, it's very close to how people actually talk, because you're experiencing these thoughts anew every moment, and trying… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
What I was trying to say in that bit, without saying it out loud, is that there were things - you're right, everything is… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
