I don't want to get into extended conversations with people on MySpace, because there are friends I have extended conversations with every… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
As much as I know people love the method and what you can draw out of yourself, a lot of acting is… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
There are times when I have to take, I call it a 'silence bath,' where I shut off all of the external… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I've had some pretty good arguments with people, but I've never regretted it. I've had people come up where it's all emotion… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
If you actually do cold readings, it's very close to how people actually talk, because you're experiencing these thoughts anew every moment,… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
People will find transformation and transcendence in a McDonald's hash brown if it's all they've got. — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
Wars are usually really popular with people that aren't gonna be affected by them. 'Cause it's just entertainment, and it's just weird,… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I haven't sworn off Facebook. I'm on Facebook. There's a fan page on Facebook that I will update, but I'm on there… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I'm such a bookworm, and I'm such a people-watcher. It took the Internet a while to catch on in Ireland, because the… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I haven't sworn off Facebook. I'm on Facebook. There's a fan page on Facebook that I will update, but I'm on there… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
The problem is, and I'm just as guilty of this, a lot of people see their follower count increase and mistake that… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I'm still very much an atheist, except that I don't necessarily see religion as being a bad thing. So, that's a weird… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
Growing up, there are always those kids who are only happy when they are making someone else upset. That is unfortunately just… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
What I was trying to say in that bit, without saying it out loud, is that there were things - you're right,… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
It wasn't until I went to college and met different people from different areas of life - and then went to San… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
We're rewarding either the reality or the appearance of youth, which is why you have all these people in their fifties trying… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
Nowadays - and I don't want to make some dopey cultural statement here - everyone can be, just by existing in society,… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
There is a part of my generation that is not on social media because they have happy lives and they're not trying… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
Even if it's other people, like on MySpace pages, we're just as collective of enthusiasts now. That seems to be the world… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
When you put an album out, you can't do any material from the album if people are paying to see you. — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
Growing up there are always those kids who are only happy when they are making someone else upset. That is unfortunately just… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
Knock on wood, my groupies tend to be very artistic, creative people - sometimes way more creative than I am. — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I'm glad that that era of stand-up is over, because I think it adversely affected a lot of people who could have… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
Like, my feelings on religion are starting to morph. I'm still very much an atheist, except that I don't necessarily see religion… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
There's no destination. There's no getting anywhere. There's just the going. The key to life is to make the going really fun.… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I update my MySpace every day, I update my Facebook fan page, but that's about the extent of it. I don't want… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
The process is to me is going onstage night after night after night after night until I get a new hour. And then once… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I can't say that I ever abided nerd stereotypes: I was never alone or felt outcast. — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
“If I hear the term ‘healing journey’ one more f–king time… It is not a ‘healing journey.’ It’s a ‘numb slog.’ It’s just a,… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I think I realized it was an art form at the beginning, but it took me a really long time before I was able… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I wish I had a really cool, esoteric answer, but what the process is to me is going onstage night after night after night… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
If I were to just focus on stand-up, I could actually, paradoxically enough, be home way more, because I would leave on a Friday,… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
“hobos' (a slang term that combines the words 'hope' and 'bowl of beans given to me for free by a woman who then initiated… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
As much as I know people love the method and what you can draw out of yourself, a lot of acting is very imaginative. — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
We're rewarding either the reality or the appearance of youth, which is why you have all these people in their fifties trying to act… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
With a comedian, it's the opposite. You put that album out, and they've heard it. If they're coming out to see you, you'd better… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
If you actually do cold readings, it's very close to how people actually talk, because you're experiencing these thoughts anew every moment, and trying… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
What I was trying to say in that bit, without saying it out loud, is that there were things - you're right, everything is… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
