Funny facebook status Quote by Enhance Dreams Download Open image “Sleep is for the people who has no access to Internet.” — Enhance Dreams ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Internet Sleep
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people cant sleep because they have insomnia. I cant sleep because I have Internet connection. — Mike Copy Share Image
There are some people who can't sleep because they have insomnia, I'm one of those people who can't sleep because they have an Internet… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's crazy how internet can keep you up all night, but it can't help you go to sleep.... — Tee Shepard Copy Share Image
Theres no such thing as insomnia. Just a lot of people with Internet access. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A Real Boyfriend does the sweetest things randomly because he never wants her to feel unappreciated. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
Relationships are never more important than your own self worth and if you don't have that then any relationship is worthless. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
When You Have Love you have a reason to wake up each day and do what needs to be done for your lover, family… — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
Men, when it comes to women, value diamonds and put no stock into copper. Diamonds are rare. You can find copper anywhere. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
In a true relationship, honesty is the only policy. Those lies will leave you alone, alone and alone. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
The media needs to stop trying to dehumanize Trayvon Martin when they need to focus on why George Zimmerman is free. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
I am in no rush for success. I am patient, I know that it will come, until then I work for its arrival. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
A Guy Just Wants peace of mind sometimes. He doesn't want to go to war with the one he loves. He want shit to… — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
Deja Vu: When God thinks something is so funny he has to rewind it to show it to his friends. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
Women, understand that sex does not always equate to love, it just equates to a false sense of emotional closeness. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
When you reach a certain age, you get to old to be playing games and dealing with people playing games. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
The people in your life should always be assets. If someone is a liability, then it maybe time to diversify. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
