Funny Quote by Hussein Nishah Download Open image “Diet rule 1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories” — Hussein Nishah ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Funny facebook status
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I say, 'Is it really worth the calories?' If it is, I eat it. If not, I refrain. — Bridget Marquardt Copy Share Image
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It's tempting to make nutrition feel restrictive. But rather than count calories or macros in a meal, I simply avoid most processed foods and… — Laird Hamilton Copy Share Image
Females always say, you can't turn a hoe into a house wife, but steady be trying to turn a dog into a faithful man… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
My ex texted me saying, You can delete my number, I don't give a damn no more. I texted back saying, Who's this? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Dear you have always been doing well; if you will keep on going you will meet your destination. Good luck to you — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Has learned that sometimes it is just easier to agree with someone, than to argue a stupid point they think they have. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If you can't see yourself marrying the person your with, why are you with them? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
You tell me you love me, but Im not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
