I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got… — Afroman Copy Share Image
Who was the reason for world war 2? Adolf Hitler,but who will be the reason for world war 3?Mark Zuckerberg ,facebook shit — Blackson Beats Copy Share Image
Happy 420, Dont hate the smokers. Live your life and dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too.… — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
When I need to free my mind I can find, satisfaction in a bag of weed. Everything I need, leave it to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you don't give someone your attention, they have no power over you. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Valentine's day is coming up? Dammmmmmmmmmnit, I forgot to get a girlfriend again!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
420 was Yesterday now your P.O. is calling you in on Monday for a surprise drug test. You straight mess you could… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
If I ain't there when you blaze a blunt nigga huh, please think of me. — Bone Thugs N Harmony Copy Share Image
If you really Love her than treat her like she's your future Wife and 1 day she just might end up being… — Lisa's Voice Copy Share Image
If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont know what the fuck you are doin'… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
I'm not a player; I'm a gamer. Player get chicks, I get achievements. — Archie Fuentes Copy Share Image
What Facebook meant to me..? An application to update my fav. things, like soccer, mobile models, latest movies AND LATEST but USELESS… — Chakshu Aggarwal Copy Share Image
Hey umm excuse me miss umm Hey you should try to get your whole face in the picture not just your boobs. — Armin Ferizovic Copy Share Image
Birds are sweet & harmless but Flappy Bird is getting my goat. But at least she is keeping me away from waiting… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Society these days: (facebook) *slut sends nudes* - eventually gets sent around. - too many pregnent teenagers. - direspect, rude and igorant.… — Kiara Leigh Copy Share Image
I'd definitely attend a marijuana legalization rally if I wasn't too stoned to leave my apartment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A Good Man will.... pump your gas, take out your trash,help pay bills, give you good conversation, make you laugh, help you… — Lisa's Voice Copy Share Image
May be our expectations are wrong sometimes not due to situation but due to our own perception !!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That annoying moment when you just want to listen to music but someone wants to constantly speak to you, making you pause… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
