Getting Blocked By Your Girl-Friend On FB Is Like Electronic Divorce- Lol =)) -p — Karal Copy Share Image
I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a new promotion, but I got high. Now… — Afroman Copy Share Image
Marijuana saved my life. I have no doubts about it and you dont need to show me any data. — Greg Scott Copy Share Image
I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I… — Afroman Copy Share Image
420 is the one of the most unofficial celebrated holidays in the world with over 2 Billion participants each year. Happy 420. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n*gga pie! -Shorty — Scary Movie Copy Share Image
May be our expectations are wrong sometimes not due to situation but due to our own perception !!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What Facebook meant to me..? An application to update my fav. things, like soccer, mobile models, latest movies AND LATEST but USELESS… — Chakshu Aggarwal Copy Share Image
That annoying moment when you just want to listen to music but someone wants to constantly speak to you, making you pause… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
If you really Love her than treat her like she's your future Wife and 1 day she just might end up being… — Lisa's Voice Copy Share Image
Men are scared of a Good Woman, Because that means he has to come correct ..No half steppin. — Lisa's Voice Copy Share Image
My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis, when she asked me what I was doing, apparently heating your dinner was… — Uknown Copy Share Image
Its amazing how crazy I feel when my phone vibrates and Im begging it to be you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Assumptions result in bad thoughts and bad thoughts raises so many unanswered questions... — Lawrence Mudau Copy Share Image
OBAMA may be the king of the ballot box after his election win over Mitt Romney on the night. But here are… — Unkown Copy Share Image
I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat yo pussy too, but then I… — Afroman Copy Share Image
Happy 420, Dont hate the smokers. Live your life and dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too.… — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
Celebrating 4/20 has taught me that not even pot can make matzoh taste good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Without my children my house would be clean my wallet would be full but my heart would be empty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Permanently stuck between I really want to talk to you and I dont want to annoy you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Birds are sweet & harmless but Flappy Bird is getting my goat. But at least she is keeping me away from waiting… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do you still want to insinuate other people while you talk in front of the mirror? — Diana Yan Manan Copy Share Image
Love of my life Angel of my life My precious bride Mother of my child For you I will pay the price… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You let me throw the bricks through the front window. You go in at the back and take the swag. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is a chemical in weed called "fuck it", and if you can just get that in your system it can change… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys that get in a realtionship n dont give a fuck. They b like I'm posting my gurl all up on fb.!… — Armin Ferizovic Copy Share Image
Try to know and appreciate your function and you will find beauty in your imperfection. — Xandra Escorsa Copy Share Image
When u can't laugh on the same joke again & again, then why do u keep crying over the same thing over… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love poor people,cause I'm one of them :) I hate golf this is why I don't love rich people — Adil Baba Aka Black Son Copy Share Image
Going to mcdonalds for a salad is like going to a prossitute for a hug — Zane Raymond Copy Share Image
Life is a artwork. And the picture you paint is what describes who you are. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
I want a cute faithful Girlfriend that has nice teeth and cute Body... I don't ask for much. — Armin Ferizovic Copy Share Image
