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“My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis, when she asked me what I was doing, apparently heating your dinner was not the right answer!” quote by Uknown — Download Open image

“My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis, when she asked me what I was doing, apparently heating your dinner was not the right answer!”

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