Cooking Quote by Beavis And Butthead

My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis, when she asked me what I was doing, apparently heating your dinner was not the…

— Uknown

I can't cook a thing.

— Peter Morton

We'd better bury you Beavis. You're already starting to stink! - Butt-Head

— Beavis And Butthead

I still don't know how to cook and that's just unacceptable.

— Mo Rocca

Shira: I just pulled a penis out of a Vitamin Water yesterday, so we are cool with penises here.

— No Strings Attached (Movie

I just get all jacked up when we start cooking.

— Terry Kath

I can't cook.

— Rita Ora

I cook anything but chitlins.

— Trick Daddy

I know I can cook, but the place where I cook... it's a mess! I'm very disorganized.

— Paula Deen

I can cook, but I just don't.

— Tommy Dorfman

I don't cook, 'cause I don't know how to cook.

— ASAP Rocky

I'm far from broke, got enough bread. And mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nuttin Butt-head.

— Big L