Blow job Quote by Nikhil Saluja

Your girlfriend's got herpes to go with your help and AIDS. There ain't one person you know you ain't ripped off yet.

— Megadeth

If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't comeback, tell everyone she has herpes.

— Nikhil Saluja

My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis, when she asked me what I was doing, apparently heating your dinner was not the…

— Uknown

I brought a condom," I tell her when I slide her panties down. We're both hot and sweaty, and I can't resist hr anymore.…

— Simone Elkeles

Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be...herpes.

— Jen Lancaster

Whenever I’m about to have sex with a girl, I play it smart and just automatically assume she has herpes; because that way I…

— Anthony Jeselnik

What I got? everything! you was straight gassin, I put that on kerosine I just give her dick dog, you give her a wedding…

— Big Sean

I wanna see how many guys I can bang without contracting herpes. Oh wait, I have herpes so jokes on everybody else.

— Jenna Marbles

Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's a good thing. It's the best. -Evan

— Superbad

Sicker than if she gave me AIDS, plus some teeth decay. Then she stole my condom, try to auction it on eBay.

— Mac Miller

Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.

— Katt Williams

Nasty girls know me like what? Call your girl to give me some.

— Brokencyde