Herpes Quote by Jen Lancaster Download Open image “Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be...herpes.” — Jen Lancaster ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Herpes Would be
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend, I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine — Prince Copy Share Image
I asked my girlfriend for a blow job today and she replied with, Well, what will I get? I'm guessing Herpes was not the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't comeback, tell everyone she has herpes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Whenever I’m about to have sex with a girl, I play it smart and just automatically assume she has herpes; because that way I… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
It was SHE. Whoever has loved knows all the radiant meaning contained in the three letters of this word ‘she. — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
I think that I can count on the fingers of one hand the times you've actually said the word ‘women' and not replaced it… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
“It's a totally ridiculous, completely unsexy word. If you use it during sex, trying to be politically correct-- "Darling, could you stroke my vagina?"--… — Eve Ensler Copy Share Image
She would always feel this wild girl was the truest of any of the people she had already been: adored daughter, bourgeois priss, rebel, runaway, dope-fiend San Francisco hippie; or all the people she would later be: mother, nurse, religious fanatic, prematurely old woman. Vivienne was a human onion, and when I came home at twenty eight years old on… — Lauren Groff Copy Share
“donut can give you the kind of hug from inside that celery just can’t muster.” — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
I never ever, ever say anything against my husband to anyone except my husband. Everyone gets in fights, and I think the natural propensity… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
Despite my best efforts, I'm not quite perfect. Let's just say I'm like one of those Hopi blankets where they leave a tiny flaw… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
Fletch then kisses me on the forehead before opening the cabinet under the coffeemaker to grab placemats and napkins. Retrieving these items is his… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
“If I were a lesbian and had a thing for narcissistic ex-sorority girls? I’d totally do me." Bitter is the New Black: Confessions of… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
“I feel like my takeaway from tonight is that it's okay to love shitty television, provided that you make an effort to appreciate other… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
You know what it was like? It was like thinking I was heading to a surprise party and instead it was a surprise pap… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
“But there's always a chance she's hiding a flask and a Nixon-esque Enemies List in her pinafore apron, which is exactly why we're such… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
“Cost to clean deeply soiled rugs: $200. Cost to replace shiny, black, stack-heeled, pilgrim-toed boots: $185. Cost to fix every single delicious table and… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
“I love the French and Italian church paintings from the Middle Ages. But I'm also interested to learn more about who was the first… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
“You know why I love HGTV? It's not just that I get a peek into other people's lives. It's that everyone's always thrilled with… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
I yearn to be a woman of more depth, but I'm not so fond of the path I'd need to follow to get there. — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
Freedom in every sense but primarily political sense, a rise in repression that stems from a repression of sexuality. It's AIDS, it's herpes, it's… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she's… — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
It is important to go into work you would like to do. Then it doesn't seem like work. You sometimes feel it's almost too… — Gertrude B. Elion Copy Share Image
The thing about glitter is if you get it on you, be prepared to have it on you forever. Because glitter doesn't go away.… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Los Angeles is like San Diego's older, uglier sister that has herpes. — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
Wendy warmed my heart, earned my trust, touched my soul, and then touched me in a lot of other places. And right after we'd… — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
My daddy, or papa as Ilike to call him is always healthy. Sure, he had the herpes but he managed it very well! — Santino Marella Copy Share Image
