Well, at least it's not herpes. Or do you have that as well? -Fat Amy — Pitch Perfect Copy Share Image
I am a player in life, not an observer. I look at herpes the way you look at a scraped knee. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Herpes, AIDS, the Middle East at full throttle. Better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle. — Lou Reed Copy Share Image
Gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis, put my LP on your Christmas gift list. — Eminem Copy Share Image
Your girlfriend's got herpes to go with your help and AIDS. There ain't one person you know you ain't ripped off yet. — Megadeth Copy Share Image
One time I was forced to go to the doctors because of a sports accident. Herpes. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
If you enjoyed high school, you were probably a psychopath or a cheerleader. Or possibly both. — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
The thing about glitter is if you get it on you, be prepared to have it on you forever. Because glitter doesn't… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
It must be some book," she said as she knelt down next to the bed..."Did that boy give it to you?" She… — John Green Copy Share Image
...it seemed appropriate that I should develop some kind of illness. This is a good idea when you are at a loose… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
“He is emotional herpes to me. Everything can be going ok, and boom! A flare up of epic proportions that the highest… — E.C. Kelley Copy Share Image
You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks… — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
I think the philosophy in our public schools, and many other institutions today, is that a dose of God is more hazardous… — Cal Thomas Copy Share Image
Can you ever “solve” poverty? Can you ever “solve” crime? Can you ever “solve” disease, unemployment, war, or any other societal herpes?… — Max Brooks Copy Share Image
...pretty much everyone hates high school. It's a measure of your humanity, I suspect. If you enjoyed high school, you were probably… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
Wendy warmed my heart, earned my trust, touched my soul, and then touched me in a lot of other places. And right… — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
Freedom in every sense but primarily political sense, a rise in repression that stems from a repression of sexuality. It's AIDS, it's… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
“I lean forward and grab the bowl of ice cream she didn't finish and pull it to my, then take a bite.… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
It is important to go into work you would like to do. Then it doesn't seem like work. You sometimes feel it's… — Gertrude B. Elion Copy Share Image
My daddy, or papa as Ilike to call him is always healthy. Sure, he had the herpes but he managed it very… — Santino Marella Copy Share Image
Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be...herpes. — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
“I could have herpes, you know,” she says. I grin at her and wink. “You somehow just made herpes sound appealing.” — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
“Q. What's the difference between love and herpes? A. Love doesn't last forever.” — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
Los Angeles is like San Diego's older, uglier sister that has herpes. — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
What's the difference between herpes and love? Herpes is forever. — Miriam Margolyes Copy Share Image
I wanna see how many guys I can bang without contracting herpes. Oh wait, I have herpes so jokes on everybody else. — Jenna Marbles Copy Share Image
Pot is to narcotics what herpes is to social diseases; it doesn't count cos it's not really dangerous and it's too easy… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
If you love something, set it free. Just don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes... — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships. — Sacha Baron Cohen Copy Share Image
