Accident Quote by Mitch Hedberg Download Open image “One time I was forced to go to the doctors because of a sports accident. Herpes.” — Mitch Hedberg ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Accident Accident Herpes Accidents Doctors Doctors Sports Funny Herpes Humor Medicine One time Spine Sports Sports Accident Time
...it seemed appropriate that I should develop some kind of illness. This is a good idea when you are at a loose end because… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
After I got hurt, I went back to work twice, and both times it put me back in the hospital. — Ken Wahl Copy Share Image
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
In 1996, when I was being treated for leukaemia, at one point I had a vicious infection that was trying to claim me. Mercifully,… — Timothy Spall Copy Share Image
I had a series of childhood illnesses... scarlet fever… pneumonia… Polio. I walked with braces until I was at least nine years old. My… — Wilma Rudolph Copy Share Image
Well, at least it's not herpes. Or do you have that as well? -Fat Amy — Pitch Perfect Copy Share Image
I got really, really sick with a horrible disease called transverse myelitis; I lost my legs. I couldn't play anymore. It was a form… — Joey Jordison Copy Share Image
I've had COVID. While my case did not require hospitalization, it was nonetheless serious, painful and debilitating. — Nancy Mace Copy Share Image
I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
There was a product on late night TV that you could attach to your garden hose - "You can water your hard-to-reach plants with… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Imagine if you were a drummer, and you accidentally picked up two magic wands instead of sticks. There you are, keeping the beat, the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I like wearing necklaces, because it lets me know when I'm upside down. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I have a friend who is a juggler. If I'm at his house, I don't like to take food from him, if it's in… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore. I get the roundabout AIDS test. I ask my friend Brian, "Do you know anybody who… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm screwed. But… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's a street...… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Fame, we may understand, is no sure test of merit, but only a probability of such: it is an accident, not a property, of… — Thomas Carlyle Copy Share Image
I went to school at night in L.A. to brush up on my engineering while I applied to the astronaut program. I really did… — Mae Jemison Copy Share Image
“The accident in your rearview mirror already happened. The one in front of you is still preventable. Pay attention.” — Nakia R. Laushaul Copy Share Image
People dont get married by accident and they dont get divorced by accident. — Darren Hayes Copy Share Image
My father had Parkinson's, though he actually died following a bicycle accident. — KT Tunstall Copy Share Image
A tragic car accident put me in a wheelchair and dashed my hopes and dreams for the future. — Madison Cawthorn Copy Share Image
The spirit in the body is like wine in a glass; when it spills, it seeps into air and earth and light….It’s a mistake… — Anne Michaels Copy Share Image
accident ruled every corner of the universe except the chambers of the human heart. — David Guterson Copy Share Image
There is a French expression that says: to be exposed to an accident, to cross a street without looking at the cars means exposing… — Paul Virilio Copy Share Image
It's no accident that most self-help groups use 'anonymous' in their names; to Americans, the first step toward redemption is a ritual wiping out… — Walter Kirn Copy Share Image
