Affront Quote by Jen Lancaster

“donut can give you the kind of hug from inside that celery just can’t muster.”

— Jen Lancaster

I never ever, ever say anything against my husband to anyone except my husband. Everyone gets in fights, and I think the natural propensity…

— Jen Lancaster

Fletch then kisses me on the forehead before opening the cabinet under the coffeemaker to grab placemats and napkins. Retrieving these items is his…

— Jen Lancaster

“If I were a lesbian and had a thing for narcissistic ex-sorority girls? I’d totally do me." Bitter is the New Black: Confessions of…

— Jen Lancaster

“I feel like my takeaway from tonight is that it's okay to love shitty television, provided that you make an effort to appreciate other…

— Jen Lancaster

You know what it was like? It was like thinking I was heading to a surprise party and instead it was a surprise pap…

— Jen Lancaster

“But there's always a chance she's hiding a flask and a Nixon-esque Enemies List in her pinafore apron, which is exactly why we're such…

— Jen Lancaster

“Cost to clean deeply soiled rugs: $200. Cost to replace shiny, black, stack-heeled, pilgrim-toed boots: $185. Cost to fix every single delicious table and…

— Jen Lancaster

“I love the French and Italian church paintings from the Middle Ages. But I'm also interested to learn more about who was the first…

— Jen Lancaster

“You know why I love HGTV? It's not just that I get a peek into other people's lives. It's that everyone's always thrilled with…

— Jen Lancaster

I yearn to be a woman of more depth, but I'm not so fond of the path I'd need to follow to get there.

— Jen Lancaster

I never sleep on the plane. I have to be awake and using my mind power to keep it in the air

— Jen Lancaster