Humor Quote by Jen Lancaster

A rug doesn't have to be pricey but for maximum oomph it must be sizeable and not stingy.

— Hilary Farr

If you own a rug you own too much.

— Jack Kerouac

They're turnin' kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers But what's the real cost 'cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper Why…

— Jemaine Clement

It's like America has a dog that's always shitting inside the house, and we solved the problem by getting a brown rug.

— Jon Stewart

The poor taxpayer may wipe his shoes on a $3 doormat when he goes home, but not the Navy. It is, damn the cost,…

— William Proxmire

When we are dead; rugs are no richer than a quick-thorn bed.

— Theognis of Megara

No dog means no disgusting surprises on carpets - thank goodness for those irrigating vacuums they sell at Canadian Tire - no hefty vet…

— Neil Macdonald

Shoes cost a few hundred a pair. An' me have money all through the year.

— Gregory Isaacs

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish.

— Phyllis Diller

The rug was yanked out from under my feet by a misdiagnosis. All I want to do is fight.

— Tommy Morrison

On the whole, Earth society is useless, but they do have these things called antique rugs that are great for peeing on. -Cat

— Futurama

My shoes are worth more......than your house!

— Ric Flair