Friendship Quote by Jen Lancaster

“But there's always a chance she's hiding a flask and a Nixon-esque Enemies List in her pinafore apron, which is exactly why we're such good friends.” quote by Jen Lancaster — Download Open image

““But there's always a chance she's hiding a flask and a Nixon-esque Enemies List in her pinafore apron, which is exactly why we're such good friends.””

Jen Lancaster

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