Quote by Nikhil Saluja

Make sure you frisk me good. Check my panties and my bra.

— Rihanna

I'm really picky with my girlfriends.

— Spencer Matthews

Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth?

— Nikhil Saluja

The only thing girls are good for are being in your wallet and on yo dick just like a condom.

— Drug Dawg

My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis, when she asked me what I was doing, apparently heating your dinner was not the…

— Uknown

Found out my girlfriend has been selling her pussy but it's OK she's just playing tricks on me.

— Nikhil Saluja

The only reason your girlfriend likes your dick , because her mom told her to enjoy the little things in life

— Drake

People aren't hiring me to be a 'yes' man. They have their girlfriends for that.

— Brad Goreski

I wish my girlfriend sucked my dick the way she sucks the fun out of everything.

— Nikhil Saluja

Thankyou for using me for sex. You now have opened my eyes, instead of my thighs.

— Sophie Lianne

I hate when guys wanna use you for sex just cuz you've done it once.

— Unknownn

Your girlfriend is gorgeous and loyal. Why flirt with other girls? It's like throwing away your diamond, and picking up a rock.

— Anonymous