Chelsea Peretti

We went to a very small high school. It was, like, in a wooded house; it was a weird school. I hung…

— Chelsea Peretti

Sometimes when I'm nervous, that's when the most interesting things happen.

— Chelsea Peretti

I do feel like guys feel pressure to be funny with me, which is kind of annoying. It's a turn-off if someone's…

— Chelsea Peretti

On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone.

— Chelsea Peretti

I'm obsessed with nature and living in the wild, which I just think is crazy. Imagine if a bear attacked you! That's…

— Chelsea Peretti

Sometimes when Im nervous, thats when the most interesting things happen.

— Chelsea Peretti

I feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world....

— Chelsea Peretti

So many people: Lucille Ball is the earliest incarnation of a woman I thought was funny, Joan Rivers, Roseanne, Carol Burnett, Gilda…

— Chelsea Peretti

I really want to interview Larry David.

— Chelsea Peretti

When I was in New York, I got to see Joan Rivers do an hour of material, and it blew my mind.…

— Chelsea Peretti

Working on 'Parks' was like heaven because everyone there was just intimidatingly intelligent and funny, and we would have these hilarious debates…

— Chelsea Peretti

'Chels-emojis' are in the works. I use emojis heavily in life, and I think a lot of people do. There are a…

— Chelsea Peretti

It's hard to bury your head in Los Angeles. People come up to you and say, 'Hey, I saw your picture on…

— Chelsea Peretti

Why are old maps always burnt?

— Chelsea Peretti

When I was little, people would ask what my favorite color was, and I never knew. I find it's really hard to…

— Chelsea Peretti

I only do private room karaoke where it's just me and one of my closest girlfriends. My mom always said I could…

— Chelsea Peretti

I would say that I have a love-hate relationship with almost everything in my life, including stand-up.

— Chelsea Peretti

I barely watch TV. Somehow, I make it work with just the Internet. On TV, there's always so much crap, and you…

— Chelsea Peretti

People see technology as something that will ruin society and culture, but I've always embraced technology.

— Chelsea Peretti

Its really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, I usually dont like female comedians,…

— Chelsea Peretti

It's really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, 'I usually don't like female comedians,…

— Chelsea Peretti

I'm Jewish and Italian, and I lucked out and got the nose of both cultures.

— Chelsea Peretti

On tour, it's either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. You're just looking for any proof that you're not completely alone.

— Chelsea Peretti

Im Jewish and Italian, and I lucked out and got the nose of both cultures.

— Chelsea Peretti

It's pretty satisfying to use an image when you don't have a great articulate response. And to be able to customize emoji?…

— Chelsea Peretti