Quote by Nikhil Saluja

I still have horrible luck with girls.

— Jonathan Bennett

I got married. My wife changed her name. I know some women have a problem with that. But I wanted her to have my…

— Jim Gaffigan

Luck is my middle name. Mind you, my first name is Bad.

— Terry Pratchett

I am used to hear bad men misuse the name of God, yet God exists.

— Robert Bolt

They might think my name is OHH SHHHH, I make her cuss.

— Trey Songs

I know my name will always be linked with women.

— Les Dawson

When I go out with the ladies, I don't force them to pronounce my name. I tell them I like to go by the…

— Joaquin Phoenix

Im Kail, I was given a girls name when I was a baby because my parents are idiots.

— Anonymous

My girlfriend is named Lynn. She spells her name "Lynn". My old girlfriend's name is Lyn, too, but she spells it "Lyn". Every now…

— Mitch Hedberg

MY NAMES MUST TASTE SO GOOD THAT THESE FEMALES CANT STOP SAYING MY NAME 24/7 THEY CANT FIND NOT ONE THING TO TALK ABOUT…

— Anonymous

After a while you learn to ignore the names people call you and just trust who you are.

— Shrek

“It is good practice to never fault someone for their birth name, being that it is always of far greater importance how men speak…

— Steven J. Carroll