Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Im Kail, I was given a girls name when I was a baby because my parents are idiots.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Parenting Twitter bios Witty
My parents were inspired by Bob Dylan and Dylan Thomas when naming me. They specifically saved this masculine name for their only girl. — Dylan Lauren Copy Share Image
My name is Jennifer, and when I first went to school, my kindergarten teacher called me Jenny, and from then on, I was Jenny. — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
When I was pregnant, we decided that if it's a girl, we would name her Tara and if it's a boy it would be… — Mandira Bedi Copy Share Image
My parents called me their wise little baby. I was mature when I was 4 or 5. My brother and sister were older, so… — Annabeth Gish Copy Share Image
We thought we were going to have a girl, so we had 15 girls' names lined up and a little boy popped out. We… — Anne-Marie Duff Copy Share Image
My stage name is actually my nickname given to me by my dad when I was a baby. — OMI Copy Share Image
I hated my name. In those days I thought it was really a boy's name. Now lots of girls are called Leslie and I… — Leslie Uggams Copy Share Image
My dad named me Dakota and my mom came up with my first name Hannah. So it's Hannah Dakota Fanning — Dakota Fanning Copy Share Image
When I was born, my father named me Melissa, and I am still Melissa but I got the nickname Lizzo around the time I… — Lizzo Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
