Im fabulous. Im an incredible dresser, Ive got buckets of money, Im a hoot and a half and I got a killer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Im 25% mom 25% comedian 62% boobs 48% mathematician and 100% woman-monkey. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Writer and tequila drinker living in the heart of wine country. It's wine, people, not the ejaculate of Christ. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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You know the burnt-out college student in front of you in line at Target who was intermittently chuckling to herself? Nice to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im going to reveal the two secrets of my success: One; Dont reveal everything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Currently starring in my own reality show titled, A Modern Cinderella; One Girls Search for Love and Shoes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Do not judge me before you know me, but just to inform you, you wont like me. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
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I have been called a PollyAnna, sugar-coated idealist. I like to think of myself as more optimistic than that. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I recently gave up Warcraft so my productivity, and drinking, have increased dramatically. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man with a dream. A very simple dream, mostly involving nachos and beer, but a dream nonetheless. — Marc MacKenzie Copy Share Image
Generally, the path of least resistance appeals. Also, I am superb at parallel parking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im Kail, I was given a girls name when I was a baby because my parents are idiots. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Coffee-Drinker, eReader Addict, Mom, Blogger. Im very busy and important. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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