99% of the time my brain is thinking blah, meh, why, huh, WTF, food and computers. The other 1% I'm usually asleep. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have been called a PollyAnna, sugar-coated idealist. I like to think of myself as more optimistic than that. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I once sneezed a beenie weenie through my nose. I also made a horse faint in Costa Rica. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im fabulous. Im an incredible dresser, Ive got buckets of money, Im a hoot and a half and I got a killer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know the burnt-out college student in front of you in line at Target who was intermittently chuckling to herself? Nice to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ive learned I dont know anything. Have also learned that people will pay for what I know. Life is good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Coffee-Drinker, eReader Addict, Mom, Blogger. Im very busy and important. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Generally, the path of least resistance appeals. Also, I am superb at parallel parking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I used to love my old twitter account, then everyone from work found me. This is my new account. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So much time. So little to do. Wait a minute. Scratch that. Reverse it. Thank you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im Kail, I was given a girls name when I was a baby because my parents are idiots. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do not judge me before you know me, but just to inform you, you wont like me. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
A man of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by his mystery. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Currently starring in my own reality show titled, A Modern Cinderella; One Girls Search for Love and Shoes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
