Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Former military guy & cop. Leprechauns freak me out.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Twitter bios Witty
I'm horrified of leprechauns. I'm horrified that I might be leprechauns. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
My father was an odd stick. He was a member of MENSA and he was a uniformed yard cop for the Harvard police. — Orson Bean Copy Share Image
I know that even now, having watched enough television, you probably won't even refer to them as lepers so as to spare their feelings.… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I have a former Baltimore City police officer's uniform and his robe and hood. He was the grand dragon, which means state leader. His… — Daryl Davis Copy Share Image
My old fella was a policeman; he was a chief inspector of the anti-terrorism squad. — Bez Copy Share Image
My mother as a young girl went out with a young SS officer and she didn't really know what was going on - she… — Michael Haneke Copy Share Image
I'm driving down the freeway the other day, on my way to Knott's Scary Farm probably, and I hear this report on NPR that… — Cassandra Peterson Copy Share Image
Some of the bravest and the best men of all the world, certainly in law enforcement, have made their contributions while they were undercover. — Thomas Foran Copy Share Image
My dad was not one of these stereotypical military people - buzz-cut, rah-rah-rah. — Trevor Paglen Copy Share Image
I'm a very big Notorious B.I.G. fan and I do an imitation of him that always cracks everybody up. — Gene Ween Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
