90% of your problems can be solved by marketing. Solving the other 10% just requires good procrastination skills. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man with a dream. A very simple dream, mostly involving nachos and beer, but a dream nonetheless. — Marc MacKenzie Copy Share Image
Nerdfighter. Determined dreamer. Has ambitions to be crazy cat lady if marrying various celebrity crushes proves impossible. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im going to reveal the two secrets of my success: One; Dont reveal everything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I recently gave up Warcraft so my productivity, and drinking, have increased dramatically. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Writer and tequila drinker living in the heart of wine country. It's wine, people, not the ejaculate of Christ. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im 25% mom 25% comedian 62% boobs 48% mathematician and 100% woman-monkey. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Living one day at a time, with a fresh baked cookie. Okay. And with a coffee. And maybe some chocolate. But I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why talk when you can mock? Why hide your Face like I got Mace? Is it all an act or just a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
HOLY CRAP IM GOING TO BE A DAD! Oh yea, I work in email marketing & I like craft beer too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
