Broke Quote by Rodney Dangerfield Download Open image “My car broke down just the other day, I called triple A, they came and towed me away!” — Rodney Dangerfield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Broke Came Towed Car Car Broke Funny Humor Towed Towed Away Triple Came
I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got high. Now… — Afroman Copy Share Image
I backed my car into a cop car the other day. Well, he just drove off, sometimes life's okay. — Modest Mouse Copy Share Image
I went dead broke - twice! - trying to get Gas Monkey up and going. And when I say broke, I mean sleeping on… — Richard Rawlings Copy Share Image
I borrowed my friends car the other day in an attempt to persuade my husband that we needed a car and literally this is… — Emily Mortimer Copy Share Image
The best car I ever had was a Mazda 626. I paid $72 for it. The guy told me if I towed it off… — Forrest Griffin Copy Share Image
There was a time in L.A. when I drove to 7-Eleven to go grocery shopping, and I locked my keys in my car, which… — Whitney Cummings Copy Share Image
One day, when I came home from work, I accidentally put my car key in the door of my apartment building. I turned it,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I saw a license plate yesterday that said "I Miss New York", so I smashed their window and stole their radio. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I rap when I'm rich. I rap when I'm broke. I rap when I'm bullshit in the street. I rap about only having one… — Killer Mike Copy Share Image
At least I'm not a celebrity and if I was, the whole world would have known that I broke up with my girlfriend last… — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
Nothing is really broke, so it's not like I can fix it. I just have to keep trying to find what I'm looking for. — Sarah Addison Allen Copy Share Image
You're the one who broke my heart you're the reason my world fell apart you're the one who made me cry and I'm still… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mother loved my father. From my view, she let him get away with too much. It broke my heart to see him in… — John Edgar Wideman Copy Share Image
I broke up with my first girlfriend because I was out of love. I was crushing so hard on her for a whole year,… — Christine and the Queens Copy Share Image
You have to be nicer to me," I said. Again he laughed. "What? I'm the King of nice. What are you talking about?" "You… — Lauren Myracle Copy Share Image
If you sleep now tomorrow you will be broke, Work hard now and sleep later — G-Fwea D Copy Share Image
IMAGINE if Facebook, Twitter, and msn all broke at the same time. We might have to actually get lives. — Brown Ladyy Copy Share Image
Well I think they broke the mould when they made me and being humble is one of my great assets. — Larry Hagman Copy Share Image
By disgracing and degrading the presidency of the United States, by fleeing the White House like a diseased cur, Richard Nixon broke the heart… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
