Shades on, Polo white T. Me leaving here alone? Thats unlikely. Not a stoner bitch, but she like me. Tryna get that… — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n*gga pie! -Shorty — Scary Movie Copy Share Image
There is a chemical in weed called "fuck it", and if you can just get that in your system it can change… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got… — Afroman Copy Share Image
Happy 420, Dont hate the smokers. Live your life and dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too.… — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
I thought I couldn't breathe. No I couldn't remember how to breathe. It took everything to move any part of my body.… — Jade Copy Share Image
When I need to free my mind I can find, satisfaction in a bag of weed. Everything I need, leave it to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I ain't there when you blaze a blunt nigga huh, please think of me. — Bone Thugs N Harmony Copy Share Image
If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont know what the fuck you are doin'… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
I'd definitely attend a marijuana legalization rally if I wasn't too stoned to leave my apartment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm… — Afroman Copy Share Image
Puff puff pass wit cha b*tch ass, Back in High School smoke week when I cut class, And now I'm an addict. — Kid Cudi Copy Share Image
Happy 420, enjoy prison when they do a Happy 421 National Drug Test Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
