If youre high on life already...just imagine how great youd feel after smoking a joint. — Teia Baxter Copy Share Image
If I ain't there when you blaze a blunt nigga huh, please think of me. — Bone Thugs N Harmony Copy Share Image
Marijuana saved my life. I have no doubts about it and you dont need to show me any data. — Greg Scott Copy Share Image
Weed is made on the earth. God made this plant for a reason. So we can feel good and take the pain… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n*gga pie! -Shorty — Scary Movie Copy Share Image
Ever noticed that people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Celebrating 4/20 has taught me that not even pot can make matzoh taste good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a stoner and I'm chillin with two bitches like Jack, I pimps and I mac drive a Benz and a 'lac, — Mac Dre Copy Share Image
I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was… — Afroman Copy Share Image
I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a new promotion, but I got high. Now… — Afroman Copy Share Image
I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I… — Afroman Copy Share Image
I watched a lot of pot movies before we did this [Pineapple Express]. My favorites were always the characters in movies that… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
Stoners live, stoners die, but in the end we all get high. So if in life you dont succeed, stuff this shit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat yo pussy too, but then I… — Afroman Copy Share Image
Happy 420, Dont hate the smokers. Live your life and dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too.… — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
The book that made me cry hardest was 'Stoner,' by John Williams. — Stephen McCauley Copy Share Image
“The thing that would make me happy is to live in Geoffrey Stoner’s world.” — Melinda Heald Copy Share Image
Happy 420, enjoy prison when they do a Happy 421 National Drug Test Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you're a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake. You know you smoke way too much f--king… — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
There is a chemical in weed called "fuck it", and if you can just get that in your system it can change… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If weed is a plant and plants are life...then wouldn't smoking weed be getting high on life? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As part of a balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forget to eat your Weedies! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sorry... I cant get back to you right now, am currently stoned out. — Aruho Marvin Copy Share Image
“But don't you know, Mr Stoner?' Sloane asked. 'Don't you understand about yourself yet? You're going to be a teacher.” — John Williams Copy Share Image
You do one stoner movie trilogy & every time you need eye drops people look at you with amused suspicion... — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
I'd definitely attend a marijuana legalization rally if I wasn't too stoned to leave my apartment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high.… — Afroman Copy Share Image
Cool cat, but I'm burning through nine lives. Weed smoke is my holy water, come and get baptized. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Wanda's sole interests are getting high and getting laid. I can't picture her wasting valuable stoner hours on murder.” — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
@LonerStoner.~ Rate:10 Tbh:Yur chill a'f, yur a stoner like me, idk u that much fun to talk to,fuckin crazy — 13 Sur Copy Share Image
Grandma...little do you know that all the money you keep giving me is being spent on weed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“(Stoner stepped into view and put the barrel of his 9 mm H&K against the man’s forehead.) Drop it. They can patch… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
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