Drivers license Quote by Kevin McCarty

When I get my drivers licences I am going too take my picture of me drunk soo, when I get pulled over and I…

— Anonymous

Cops pull me over just to get a better look. They never give me a ticket, even if I'm speeding, but they will ask…

— Ernest Cline

I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it (moving…

— Anonymous

Always take your drivers license pic STONED, that way whenever you get pulled over, the cop will think you always look like that.

— Anonymous

I got pulled over for my DUI, it wasn't because I was swerving or speeding. I got pulled over because I didn't have my…

— Danielle Fishel

I had been pulled over quite a bit by police officers, especially in Santa Monica and Culver City.

— Salim Akil

I went out with some old friends and we were having fun. A couple of them were very intoxicated. When I went to leave,…

— Rima Fakih

When I'm drunk I tell the cops the fires lit themselves I swear it, they seem to never beileve me though

— Mike Campbell

I ain't drunk, officer, I just fell getting out of my car.

— Dead Kennedys

I realised that not every time I was drinking I got in trouble, but every time I was in trouble I'd been drinking.

— Mat Fraser

I'm scared if the cops pull me over.

— Shaunie O'Neal

The day before I graduated high school, I ran into a parked car. It happened in the daytime, completely sober. Their car was pretty…

— Molly Gordon