Asks Quote by Ernest Cline

I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it (moving…

— Anonymous

Always take your drivers license pic STONED, that way whenever you get pulled over, the cop will think you always look like that.

— Anonymous

I was drunk when I had my picture taken for my drivers license. That way, when the police pulls me over, I don't have…

— Kevin McCarty

I've been pulled over five times for speeding - and talked my way out of every single ticket!

— Darby Stanchfield

I hate when police stop me and say stupid things like you're speeding and there is a hand hanging out the trunk of your…

— Nikhil Saluja

Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too.

— Anonymous

If I see a police officer behind me, and I can pull over into, like, a shopping center or something, I do it.

— Charlamagne tha God

When a female cop pull you over for speeding, to get out of the ticket, talk nice to her, try to flirt or start…

— Werley Nortreus

I had been pulled over quite a bit by police officers, especially in Santa Monica and Culver City.

— Salim Akil

I think in China they have a camera for every street corner, and if you jaywalk, they don't give you a ticket. They put…

— Jimmy O. Yang

Body cameras help to record what happens. It may not be the golden ticket, the golden egg, the end-all-fix-all, but it helps to paint…

— Clementa C. Pinckney

I'm scared if the cops pull me over.

— Shaunie O'Neal