Pothead Quotes · Page 2

There is a chemical in weed called "fuck it", and if you can just get that in your system it can change…

— Anonymous

I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got…

— Afroman

Happy 420, Dont hate the smokers. Live your life and dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too.…

— Andy Warhol

If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont know what the fuck you are doin'…

— Katt Williams

Start the day right with a wake and bake.

— Anonymous

Leaf Us Alone!

— Anonymous

I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm…

— Afroman

When does cpr become necrophilia?

— Doug

Happy 420, pass the Dutchie pon the left hand side.

— Anonymous

Happy 420, enjoy prison when they do a Happy 421 National Drug Test Day!

— Anonymous

I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got…

— Anonymous

If you get busted by a cop for growing weed in your house, just say 'I'm not selling that. It's for personal…

— Alec Straub

If the food were alive, would it think we were giants?

— Anonymous

Rise and shine potheads, Mary Jane isnt going to hit herself.

— This_Chick_Pretty

I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was…

— Afroman

It'd be fun to have down syndrome, all bright eyed and wondering.

— Anonymous

If I get high, stop being so uptight.

— Kid Rock

I go to a school where the students are higher than their grades.

— Alisa Gattus

Did you know there are more people behind bars for drug offenses in the United States than there are in prison for…

— Anonymous

I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high.…

— Afroman

High People Understand other high people. They catch things others don't.

— Anonymous

I'm glad our last name isnt Drew cuz then youd be Nancy Drew and I'd be Andrew Drew.

— Andy

I smoke my head off. I smoke weed all the damn time. But that's my benign weed. That's all I take, that's…

— Keith Richards

As part of a balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forget to eat your Weedies!

— Anonymous

I never knew that leaving someone would turn them into an alcoholic and a pothead...Thinking that maybe I made a mistake.

— Anonymous