Quote by Alec Straub Download Open image “Wow! These [soccer] balls are sticky! [That's what she said.]” — Alec Straub ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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Guys, if you keep a you-know-what in your wallet, it's only good for a month or two. So, out with the old, in with… — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
You know you're a redneck when your pickup breaks down and you fix it. On the front lawn. — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
Band director: Tromboners, remember to be in the right position. Trumpeters, finger fast and blow hard. — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
If the world was run by women, it would be mostly peaceful with heated arguments every 28 days. — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
Only you can prevent forest fires - by choosing not to have fun. Yeah, I'm a pyro. — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
If you get busted by a cop for growing weed in your house, just say 'I'm not selling that. It's for personal use.' — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
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