Funny Quote by Alec Straub Download Open image “Have you seen the guy who hides from gay people at Walmart?” — Alec Straub ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Funny facebook status Gay people
That awkward moment when you play hide and seek with a gay man and you ask him to stop hiding in the closet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody knew me as a gay man, and in my life in London, I never tried to hide. — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
I was horrified when Richard Chamberlain and Rupert Everett said gay actors should stay in the closet. They were saying to people that they… — Alan Cumming Copy Share Image
West Hollywood is predominantly gay, so every man that came into the grocery store was shopping for his boyfriend. — Jeri Ryan Copy Share Image
I've never seen you hide from anyone before. He must do something crazy to you. — Sarah Addison Allen Copy Share Image
That guy had a wife and was looking for men on craigslist...nothing wrong with being gay but these guys sign off on laws tough… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I told the monster in my closet that coming out of there would make him gay. That solves that problem. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Have you ever seen Michael Wolff? Now, this isn't a fact, this is just my theory, but he has a gay face. — Gavin McInnes Copy Share Image
“It is astonishingly satisfying to look at him and think Closet Case, and know he can read my mind as he looks away flushed.… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
John Paulk, the poster boy for 'ex-gays' was found in a gay bar in Washington. He said he was there to use the bathroom.… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
Guys, if you keep a you-know-what in your wallet, it's only good for a month or two. So, out with the old, in with… — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
You know you're a redneck when your pickup breaks down and you fix it. On the front lawn. — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
Band director: Tromboners, remember to be in the right position. Trumpeters, finger fast and blow hard. — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
If the world was run by women, it would be mostly peaceful with heated arguments every 28 days. — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
Only you can prevent forest fires - by choosing not to have fun. Yeah, I'm a pyro. — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
If you get busted by a cop for growing weed in your house, just say 'I'm not selling that. It's for personal use.' — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
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