I can Quote by Les Dawson

They (mothers-in-law) never leave when they say they will. When my mother-in-law visits, the mice throw themselves at the cat, begging to be eaten.

— Lisa Kleypas

I'm often accused of saying some pretty rotten things about my mother-in-law. But quite honestly, she's only got one major fault - it's called…

— Les Dawson

The mother-in-law is the centre of a family.

— Les Dawson

I don't think you have to live in the fantasy world of Westeros to have problems with your mother-in-law.

— Natalie Dormer

I am very close to my mother-in-law, Lee, we see each other often.

— Carole Radziwill

A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though.

— Vladimir Zhirinovsky

“You see what your mother-in-law hasn’t yet realised is that she’s the one who needs to hold out the olive branch, not you, because…

— Karl Wiggins

Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.

— Henny Youngman

I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months-I don't like to interrupt her.

— Ken Dodd

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'

— Joan Rivers

A car is like a mother-in-law - if you let it, it will rule your life.

— Jaime Lerner

Even though I have a zero relationship with my mother in law, she still insists I call her mom.

— Anonymous