Dad Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Dad, I'll always appreciate you sticking around after mom got fat...” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dad Fathers day Funny Mom
I guess my mom raised me right. She was very celebratory of her body. I never heard her once say, 'I feel fat.' — Christina Hendricks Copy Share Image
Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dearest Dad, I may no longer be the cute lil girl whom you used to hold and hug, your little girl who gave you… — Missyrie Copy Share Image
I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat - because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
Dont disappoint ua mom n dad in order to make others pleased... Because those other people did not spend their livesbuilding yours...love you muma… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it. — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, she went to Walmart and everybody left starving to death — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Parents, tell your kids they'll end up in hell if they become fat. Trust me, they will thank you when they grow up. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Grandma, please. It’s okay. Dad’s doing a great job. I give him kudos for at least being calm and rational, and not losing his… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
As a family, we all loved the Flyers. To me, rooting for the Flyers were how I bonded with my dad especially. — Adam F. Goldberg Copy Share Image
My greatest memories as a kid were playing sports with my dad and watching sports with my dad. — Mark Teixeira Copy Share Image
Here I am, 11 years old, and these grown men have to give it everything they have to beat me. In one part of… — Karch Kiraly Copy Share Image
I always remember what my dad told me when I decided to turn into an actor. He was emphatic that whatever I do, I… — Karthi Copy Share Image
My mom and dad had the relationship that I want, and they were teammates. They were always equal 50/50. — Becca Kufrin Copy Share Image
The child who ran weeping to you with a cut finger is now brought home, smiling gamely, with a broken collarbone and incredible contusions-… — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
My father was the role model I looked up. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Most people are sensitized to animals through their cats and dogs, but for me it was a flounder. I used to go fishing with… — Dan Mathews Copy Share Image
I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad`s room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
It's something he used to say when he was happy. It could be a very, very simple day. We might be sitting out on… — Jennifer Grant Copy Share Image
I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him… — David Spade Copy Share Image
