Beautiful Quote by Milton Berle Download Open image “I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in.” — Milton Berle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Beautiful Chairs Christmas In-laws Law Let me Mother Mother in law Plugs
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