Be kind Quote by Josh Billings

Be kind to your mother-in-law the same way you would like your husband to be kind to your own mother.

— Anonymous

“If people can...they will. (This applies across the board; good, bad or ugly.)”

— Lora

When you're on board, you go on board good. Give your best shot. You don't have to stand up. Concentrate!

— Innah Delos Angeles

A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though.

— Vladimir Zhirinovsky

“You see what your mother-in-law hasn’t yet realised is that she’s the one who needs to hold out the olive branch, not you, because…

— Karl Wiggins

Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.

— Henny Youngman

I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months-I don't like to interrupt her.

— Ken Dodd

The mother-in-law is the centre of a family.

— Les Dawson

I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.

— Les Dawson

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'

— Joan Rivers

A car is like a mother-in-law - if you let it, it will rule your life.

— Jaime Lerner

Even though I have a zero relationship with my mother in law, she still insists I call her mom.

— Anonymous