Door Quote by Les Dawson

My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the…

— Bob Monkhouse

I went down to my baby's house and I sit down on her steps. She said, now come on in now, you know, my…

— Muddy Waters

She took my food, so I took her mother out..

— Lonniedagreat

Mum was nuts - you'd get a bucket of water over you if you refused to get out of bed.

— Phil Taylor

“My mother-in-law got so angry at me she vowed she’d never speak to me again, and I smiled and gave thanks for the little…

— Jarod Kintz

I rang my mother to thank her for giving birth to me and she said, "What choice had I? You were in there, how…

— Marian Keyes

That 'Aww crap!' moment when your mom is almost home and you look around and haven't done anything she told you to do.

— Anonymous

She's the kind you don't take home to mother.

— Rick James

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, "I've decided I want to be cremated."…

— Dave Spikey

Mothers love you to the end, and she didn't want to hold me back from my livelihood. So I left for a month and…

— Lenny Kravitz

“This morning, my mother didn't get out of bed.”

— Melina Marchetta

Mama always said that if it can't rain on you, you're indoors.

— Bum Phillips