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One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out".

— Rodney Dangerfield

I rang my mother to thank her for giving birth to me and she said, "What choice had I? You were in there, how…

— Marian Keyes

I let her do some of my laundry and she slipped in a few meals in between, and next thing I remember, she was…

— Jackson Browne

Who fed me from her gentle breast and hushed me in her arms to rest, And on my cheek sweet kisses prest? My Mother.

— Anne Taylor

And so we stood there in the kitchen, my mother and I, facing off over everything that had built up since June, when I…

— Sarah Dessen

My mother did that after I ran away. Charming woman.

— Sirius Black

I punched my mother out once.

— Charles Manson

When I go home my mother still makes me take out the garbage.

— Nomar Garciaparra

The mother-in-law came round last week. It was absolutely pouring down. So I opened the door and I saw her there and I said,…

— Les Dawson

She's the kind you don't take home to mother.

— Rick James

She reached up and curled her fingers into mine. “He should take you to dinner.” To say that the mere thought horrified me would…

— Darynda Jones

She yanked my plate away and took it to the sink. She rinsed some bones that looked like pork shoulder, which was weird since…

— Margaret Stohl