Batteries Quote by Milton Berle Download Open image “I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.” — Milton Berle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Batteries Christmas Ideals In-laws Law Mother Mother in law Mouths
“A mechanical toothbrush is the greatest oral device in the history of the sex toy industry.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A vibrating toothbrush is one hygienic marvel of a sex toy. The next time I want to make love, I’ll make a dentist appointment.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The only options I have are a four fingered shuffle and an aging vibrator whose batteries, the last time I looked, were leaking a… — Paul Adams Copy Share Image
I think I have a gift, but I haven't really opened that gift yet and given it to myself. — Billy Boyd Copy Share Image
Yet you would not drive a car with your mouth unless you are my mother-in-law. — Jean-Louis Gassee Copy Share Image
A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers,… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I don't mind personal insults, but when you insult the jokes that I tell you're insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns and Allen, Trevor… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I like to think of myself as the middleman between Fred Allen and Henny Youngman. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
I know that spinning sets me in a trance; it soothes me and charges my batteries at the same time. When times are tough… — Elizabeth Zimmermann Copy Share Image
People are not like batteries - Dont plug them in, use them up and then throw them out. ~Jordan Blake Michiels~ — Jordan Blake Michiels Copy Share Image
As for the age of electronics, Selena, I really don't want to get personal with something that comes with a warning label and batteries.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I'm extremely happy the lithium-ion batteries helped communications around the world. — John B. Goodenough Copy Share Image
Give children toys that are powered by their imagination, not by batteries. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr Copy Share Image
What monstrous absurdities and paradoxes have resisted whole batteries of serious arguments, and then crumbled swiftly into dust before the ringing death-knell of a… — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
Without vision, even the most focused passion is a battery without a device. — Ken Auletta Copy Share Image
The International Cricket Calender shouldn't be so packed with action that it drives spectators away. Also there should be enough space between cricket events… — Sachin Tendulkar Copy Share Image
I don't have a Facebook page. I don't use Twitter. I don't give anyone a lot to grab onto. Sometimes, I even take out… — Daniel Suarez Copy Share Image
That is one thing I've learned, that it is possible to really understand things at certain points, and not be able to retain them,… — Ann Patchett Copy Share Image
With a giant battery, we'd be able to address the problem of intermittency that prevents wind and solar from contributing to the grid in… — Donald Sadoway Copy Share Image
