Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A vibrating toothbrush is one hygienic marvel of a sex toy. The next time I want to make love, I’ll make a dentist appointment.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I converted my mechanical toothbrush into an electric screwdriver. Now it more comfortably fits the contours of my urethra.”

— Jarod Kintz

The greatest sex toy ever invented may be the telephone. Sometimes there's nothing more erotic than a disembodied voice, no question more tantalizing than…

— Meghan Daum

“packet of new toothbrushes because there’s the familiar sound of him brushing his teeth. He taps it on the side of the porcelain when…

— Deborah Reed

I have a toothbrush, my toothbrush is sexy

— Mike Shinoda

“Like a vibrator bolted on a bulldozer, I’m a regular sex machine.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I brought clean panties and a toothbrush”

— Kristen Ashley

That one mysterious toothbrush in the bathroom that nobody uses...

— Anonymous

“Toothbrushes kept company with cellophane-packaged voodoo dolls and all the other little things that tourists might have forgotten to bring with them. Charles”

— Carol O'Connell

I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.

— Milton Berle

Oral sex: the taste of things to come.

— Nikhil Saluja

I like to be the only one who uses my toothbrush.

— Anjelah Johnson