Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A mechanical toothbrush is the greatest oral device in the history of the sex toy industry.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A vibrating toothbrush is one hygienic marvel of a sex toy. The next time I want to make love, I’ll make a dentist appointment.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Out of all the medical advancements in human history I'm still most in awe of that tiny little piece of toilet paper that can…

— Gregor Collins

That one mysterious toothbrush in the bathroom that nobody uses...

— Anonymous

“I've been to the dentist a thousand times so I know the drill I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair But somehow…

— Owl City

That mysterious toothbrush in the bathroom that nobody in your family uses..

— Green Monk

“Maybe he ran afoul of his own toothbrush when he was a growing boy. Next”

— Victoria Aveyard

“I’m not going to give my love a set of flimsy fucking brushes, am I? Only long, hard, phallic shaped things will do for…

— Kylie Scott

“The insides of my nostrils no longer reeked like a harpy’s used dental floss.”

— Angela Pepper

“Each one of my nostrils is the size of my urethra. Every breath smells like piss.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You could buy individual boxes of detergent and fabric softener, even bleach, and there was nothing that made me grind my teeth with pleasure…

— Haven Kimmel

“I went into the bathroom to brush my teeth. It is good to brush your teeth when you are angry, because you brush harder…

— Lemony Snicket