Better job Quote by Lemony Snicket

“It is good to brush your teeth when you are angry, because you brush harder and do a better job.”

— Lemony Snicket

“I squirt toothpaste with a vengeance and attack my teeth, but that hurts, so I dial back on the fury”

— Brigid Kemmerer

“Maybe you didn’t brush your teeth enough.”

— Meghan Quinn

“Whenever I get angry, I find eating a cookie calms me right down. On an unrelated note, my pants all seem to be getting…

— Cain S. Latrani

“packet of new toothbrushes because there’s the familiar sound of him brushing his teeth. He taps it on the side of the porcelain when…

— Deborah Reed

“bathroom to brush her”

— Isley Robson

“Do unsavory armpits and bad breath make you angry?”

— Marcus Aurelius

EMMA : when I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? ZHAT : I clean the toilet!…

— Zhat

“I have brushed my teeth. This day and I are even.”

— Vera Pavlova

“I just got around to brushing my teeth today, and now my asshole smells minty fresh.”

— Jarod Kintz

“My day was looking up, until he spoke. "Looks like you forgot to brush your hair this morning." His eyes ran down my body,…

— Angela McPherson

“Next time when I tell you to do something, you do it. And be careful with your dirty mouth, it can get you in…

— Dora Sky