“When you think of me," she said quietly "think of a food you love very much.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Read about things that wouldn't keep you up all night long, weeping and tearing out your hair.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“You don't spend your life hanging around books without learning a thing or two.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Perhaps I should just bury myself and become a diamond after thousands of years of intense pressure” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I went into the bathroom to brush my teeth. It is good to brush your teeth when you are angry, because you… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“But sometimes it takes only a photograph and a sentence to make an author cry himself to sleep even years after the… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Theodora glared at me, but Mrs. Murphy Sallis gave me a brief smile and offered me her hand, which was as smooth… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“That's true," the male officer said. "Stew Mitchum is as cute as a button." I tried to think of buttons I'd seen… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Their adventure would be exciting and memorable like being chased by a werewolf through a field of thorny bushes at midnight with… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“No matter how many slow and complicated mysteries I encounters in my life, I still hope that one day a slow and… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“The Baudelaire orphans hung on to one another, and wept and wept while the adults argued endlessly behind them. Finally-as, I'm sorry… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“If you were smart," Genghis said, "you would have borrowed the silverware of one of your friends." "We never thought of that,"… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Yes, I know," Isadora said, and then read her poem, leaning forward so Carmelita Spats would not overhear: "I would rather eat… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“(on the Pip and Squeak asking for a taxi tip) "How about a tip?" "Here's a tip," I said. "Next time you're… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity," Sunny said, which you will probably recall means something along the lines of "I must admit I don’t have the faintest… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“There was a noise above us like an airplane zoom, but it was getting too dark to see. People started laying on… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“Well, Nero," Genghis said, "I just wanted to give you this rose-a small gift of congratulations for the wonderful concert you gave… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“But even if they could go home it would be difficult for me to tell you what the moral of the story… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“This isn’t fair,” Klaus said finally, but he said it so quietly that the departing islanders probably did not hear. Only his… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“If you have read this far in the chronicle of the Baudelaire orphans - and I certainly hope you have not -… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“If the Baudelaire orphans had been stalks of celery, they would not have been small children in great distress, and if they… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I'm afraid it's not nonsense," Genghis said, shaking his turbaned head and continuing his story. "As I was saying before the little… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“When you have only know someone for a few hours it is difficult to now what they would like to hear.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“It is, as you know, very, very rude and usually unnecessary to use profanity.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“You write poetry?" Klaus asked. He had read a lot about poets but had never met one. "Just a little bit," Isadora… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Look!" Mr. Poe said, who was still too far to help but close enough to see. "Genghis has an eye tattoo, like… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I won’t do a thing,” I said. “Without you I’m not moving.” Through the front window was another cliché, rain raging while… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“I led her into the newsroom, removed the sheet, and pointed to the statue of the Bombinating Beast. She gestured to me… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Occasionally, events in one's life become clearer through the prism of experience, a phrase which simply means that things tend to be… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“The phrase "in the dark," as I'm sure you know, can refer not only to one's shadowy surroundings, but also to the… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“In between bites of banana, Mr. Remora would tell stories, and the children would write the stories down in notebooks, and every… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
