A-series-of-unfortunate-events Quote by Daniel Handler

“He turned and snarled at me, eyes blazing. “Eep!” I said, because even though it was scary, it was still a scary unicorn ,…

— T.J. Klune

“And now I'm back outside again sitting in the white plastic chair looking at the dew on the gas cap of my car. A…

— Nicholson Baker

“You are such a piece of shit,” I yell into the quiet cab, slapping the horn accidentally. It makes a sound like a wounded…

— M. Leighton

“She glanced at the minotaur horn in my hands, then back at me. I imagined she was going to say, You killed a minotaur!…

— Rick Riordan

“...I want to press my head into the steering wheel until the horn goes off. That way the horn will cover my screams”

— Kendare Blake

“DON'T EVER ANTAGONIZE THE HORN.”

— Thomas Pynchon

“Out of the clouds I hear a faint bark, as of a faraway dog. It is strange how the world cocks its ear to…

— Aldo Leopold

“Oh, come on now," she said mildly, as a car suddenly pulled into the lane in front of her. She lifted her hand to…

— Liane Moriarty

“We didn't say much. I had heard the expression "Be Here Now." We were here. Now.”

— Luke Hartwell

“For you, anything.” And as I did as I was instructed, I realized it was no different than playing a wind instrument. There were…

— David Sedaris

“I sent a message in the wind, when the birds sang their song. And when you went to sleep last night, I told the…

— Mary Mary

“I made that horn sound like it never had before; I made it cry for all the miles and years that separated them.”

— Robert James Waller