Count olaf Quote by Lemony Snicket Download Open image ““It is, as you know, very, very rude and usually unnecessary to use profanity.”” — Lemony Snicket ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Count olaf Lemony-snicket Profanity Unnecessary
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Count Olaf sounds like an awful person. I hope he is torn apart by wild animals someday. Wouldn't that be satisfying? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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“Time after time he[Count Olaf] had come very close to succeeding, and time after time the Baudelaire orphans had revealed his plan, and time… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I'll tell you why I'm Shirley," Count Olaf said. "I'm Shirley because I would like to be called Shirley, and it is impolite not… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image