Giggle Quote by Jennifer Rardin

We wondered why when a child laughed, he belonged to Daddy, and when he had a sagging diaper that smelled like a landfill, 'He…

— Erma Bombeck

Two cannibals were eating a comedian, and one of them turns to the other and asks, 'Does this taste funny to you?

— Nicholas Sparks

I decided that it was more important to laugh than to eat.

— Seth Grahame-Smith

“Van was feeding Christian as we walked in the door. I shielded my hands in front of my face to prevent from seeing her…

— Jennifer Foor

Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?'

— Tommy Cooper

“I wonder what my baby is thinking at this moment," he called, rubbing his stomach with his hands. What I was thinking about was…

— Wally Lamb

“You've had his dick in your hand and your tongue in his mouth and you can't sit down and eat a bowl of cereal…

— Brooke McKinley

“Mother said, haven't you seen older boys of your age, that you should take your rotten hands and play with my son's penis? I…

— Michael Bassey Johnson

I haven't laughed so much over anything since the hogs ate my kid brother.

— Dashiell Hammett

“I jumped and let out an embarrassing squeak when two hands came around my waist. “Just me, luv,” he said, close to my ear.…

— Wendy Higgins

“David tears a chocolate chip cookie in half. “Want some?” He holds a piece out to me. The chocolate glistens, and the brown-buttery inside…

— Claire LaZebnik

“I have dinner with you at least three times a week. You think now that you've licked ice cream from my belly button that's…

— Tiffanie DeBartolo