Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What America is, to me, is a guy doesn't want to buy, you let him not buy, you respect his not buying.… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
“Morse poured himself a can of beer. "Champagne's a lovely drink, but it makes you thirsty, doesn't it?” — Colin Dexter Copy Share Image
It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most… — Thomas de Quincey Copy Share Image
I found myself back in the sepulchral city resenting the sight of people hurrying through the streets to filch a little money… — Joseph Conrad Copy Share Image
Well that's the nicest thing a beer induced hallucination has ever said to me. — Rocko Copy Share Image
I'm standing under a sign that says, 'Budweiser is king of beers,' and everybody's got their beers here today," I told them.… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
Books should confuse. Literature abhors the typical. Literature flows to the particular, the mundane, the greasiness of paper, the taste of warm… — Richard Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Drunkenness does not create vice; it merely brings it into view. — Seneca the Younger Copy Share Image
“If I show up on your doorstep don't worry I'm just there to party.” — Kenny D. Eichenberg Copy Share Image
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can! — Leo Durocher Copy Share Image
If God had wanted us to spend all our time fretting about the problems of home ownership, He would never have created… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
She was luxuriously tired and her muscles felt sore from the unaccustomed strain of riding astride. Nothing had ever tasted so good… — Kathleen Winsor Copy Share Image
Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer. — Meat Loaf Copy Share Image
Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR. — Ashley Purdy Copy Share Image
I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
For it was Saturday night, the best and bingiest glad-time of the week, one of the fifty-two holidays in the slow-turning Big… — Alan Sillitoe Copy Share Image
There's truth in wine, and there may be some in gin and muddy beer; but whether it's truth worth my knowing, is… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
Fortunately the boat we rented had a motor in it You will definitely want this feature on your sailboat too, because if… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
