“The weirdest thing about Tibet is that the most popular beer is Pabst Blue Ribbon. Everywhere, even on the slopes of Everest,… — Scott Stoll Copy Share Image
“A little work with an ordinary household screwdriver can provide a handy and non-confrontational way of limiting the beer consumption of your… — Andre the BFG Copy Share Image
Sometimes supporting is difficult because a lot of people go to a gig to see the main act and to have a… — Passenger Copy Share Image
For it was Saturday night, the best and bingiest glad-time of the week, one of the fifty-two holidays in the slow-turning Big… — Alan Sillitoe Copy Share Image
I don't want to be treated like I came from another planet or something or was somehow born with some weird birthright… — Chris Hadfield Copy Share Image
Only a pint at breakfast-time, and a pint and a half at eleven o'clock, and a quart or so at dinner. And… — R.D. Blackmore Copy Share Image
“Most of what presents itself to us in the marketplace as a product is in truth a web of relationships, between people,… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
One thing with Montreal is it's so cold and everyone's so poor and beer's so cheap: if you go to a show… — Grimes Copy Share Image
I am against Prohibition because it has set the cause of temperence back twenty years; because it has substituted an ineffective campaign… — William Randolph Hearst Copy Share Image
The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American… — Will Durst Copy Share Image
The morning meal was served in traditional socialist fashion - very slowly, with the courses out of order so that the jelly… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I tell you, Mr. Okada, a cold beer at the end of the day is the best thing life has to offer.… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
I would say, stay the hell away from the party scene. Anything you put in front of your goal, and especially something… — Brad Renfro Copy Share Image
To give one can of beer to a thousand people is not nearly as much fun as to give 1,000 cans of… — Bill Veeck Copy Share Image
Either the Anglo-Saxon race will possess the Pacific slope or the Mongolians will possess it. We have this day to choose... whether… — James G. Blaine Copy Share Image
Someone you don't know:My birthday is today me: no way how old are you? [ walking away] some you don't know: 21… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
Zerts' are what I call desserts. 'Trée-trées' are entrées. I call sandwiches 'sammies,' 'sandoozles,' or 'Adam Sandlers.' Air conditioners are 'cool blasterz'… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
I gave examples from my clinical practice of how love was not wholly a thought or feeling. I told of how that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two… — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
Be always drunken. Nothing else matters: that is the only question. If you would not feel the horrible burden of time weighing… — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
“The advertise their products in such a fashion as to make it seem wonderful to drink their ethanol products. It does not… — Chris Prentiss Copy Share Image
When you are on tour in the UK it takes a few hours to get anywhere. A lot of the time you… — Kelly Jones Copy Share Image
I drink a lot of beer, and that's the drug of choice. You find the drug that works for you. I know,… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
What's cool about renting is that you don't care about your house getting destroyed. So I think that is the number-one thing.… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
Why can men no longer be best friends? This is so stupid. Today if you show two guys being best friends they… — Henry Cavill Copy Share Image
In my business, the cheaper the ticket price the better. I'd love for more consumers to walk into an amphitheater, park, have… — Michael Rapino Copy Share Image
God has intended the great to be great and the little to be little ... The trade unions, under the European system,… — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
I write what I like to write. Those who like to listen to it, listen to it. And the ones who don't,… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I do enjoy a beer. And a shot of vodka with some apple juice is what loosens me up before I go… — Ladyhawke Copy Share Image
What is your best, your very best, ale a glass?" "Two pence halfpenny," says the landlord, "is the price of the Genuine… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
To fund major cultural efforts, we must not rely alone on government and foundation patronage; if the farmer can spend for beer,… — F. Sionil Jose Copy Share Image
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