“If a cigarette butt in the bottom of a beer bottle had a voice it would be the voice of Phil Tufnell.” — Telford Vice Copy Share Image
Excess in moderation: don't drink a few beers every day after work, wait 'till the end of the month and drink all… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I drink a lot of everything; beer while watching football. I have a taste for whiskey, but Jack Daniels and ginger is… — Jeff Gannon Copy Share Image
“American culture enforces such rigid gender roles for male friendships that they are gay unless they materially resemble a beer commercial.” — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
Why couldn't the merciful God turn down the sunlight so it wasn't blasting like a red furnace against his aching eyes? Because… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
So I asked him to play "Trav'lin' All Alone." That came closer than anything to the way I felt. And some part… — Billie Holiday Copy Share Image
I am sure of this, that if everybody was to drink their bottle a day, there would be not half the disorders… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
Whiskey and beer are all right in their place, but their place is in hell. — Billy Sunday Copy Share Image
My first open mic, I drank a full pitcher of beer by myself. I wasn't afraid of being in front of people… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
After a theatre run, it took me a long time to start drinking again during the day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Rat, meanwhile, was busy examining the label on one of the beer-bottles. "I perceive this to be Old Burton," he remarked… — Kenneth Grahame Copy Share Image
We may not know who is craft beer but we sure as hell will know what is craft beer by who isn't. — Alan Arnett McLeod Copy Share Image
People care about my personal life. But really I'm dorky! I drink beer and go to football games. And ya know, sit… — Sophia Bush Copy Share Image
The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, and the fourth for madness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One would think America big enough to set aside wilderness preserves for the many of our citizens who seek to escape the… — Frank Church Copy Share Image
What would they talk about? Hi, my name's Vane and I howl at the moon late at night in the form of… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Where does one not find that bland degeneration which beer produces in the spirit! — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils. — Carrie Nation Copy Share Image
Let me assure you that I am not satisfied making $40-$50 million on the same volume of beer (as) CUB sells. — Trevor O'Hoy Copy Share Image
I find the treatment of royalty distinctly peculiar. The royal family lives in palaces heavily screened from prying eyes by fences, grounds,… — Helene Hanff Copy Share Image
