Beer Quote by Andre the BFG
““A little work with an ordinary household screwdriver can provide a handy and non-confrontational way of limiting the beer consumption of your partner. Simply remount the door on the other side after his 10th can of lager and he won't be able to figure out how to open it before the commercial break finishes.””
About This Quote
A playful, low‑tech method to curb a partner’s drinking by temporarily blocking the fridge.
In simple terms: Use a screwdriver to lock a door after a set number of drinks.
Apply a simple barrier to limit excess.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- home
- partner drinking
- party settings
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- Is it ethical to limit someone’s freedom this way?
- How could you address the underlying issue instead?
May cause frustration or conflict if discovered.