If you have to wear sunglasses to open the refrigerator you might be hung over. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Please let me hold the tools for you while you work on your refrigerator.” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“To refrigerate a clock was an extremely violent act, not one I could explain to anyone.” — Peter Carey Copy Share Image
I never in a million years thought I look over and see Teri Hatcher in my refrigerator! — Rachael Ray Copy Share Image
I'm the classic absent-minded professor: I'm very focused on something, and meanwhile, I've left the refrigerator door open for hours. — Jewel Copy Share Image
I'm the guy who will eat something that looks nice when I'm out, but when I take it home in a doggie… — Dustin Diamond Copy Share Image
The turkey - my number one thing that people don't get is take that sucker out of the refrigerator about three hours… — Alton Brown Copy Share Image
A refrigerator is the opposite of a drug addict, because a refrigerator starts in a box and then moves to a house. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually. — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
I used to get mad when I would look in the refrigerator and see that it was empty... Now I get mad… — Cooly Justice Copy Share Image
“Those people digging around in the refrigerator at 3am, those are the only people I can write for. And that, is me.” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
You can converge a toaster and a refrigerator, but those things are probably not going to be pleasing to the user. — Tim Cook Copy Share Image
If you find an egg in your refrigerator, you're not surprised. You don't say, 'Wow, that's a low-entropy configuration. That's unusual,' because… — Sean M. Carroll Copy Share Image
Whenever I'd find myself talking to someone in the kitchen of their home, I'd automatically rest my arm on the refrigerator, simply… — Ted Cassidy Copy Share Image
I had never been in a supermarket before coming to America. At home, my parents wouldn't let me open the refrigerator, because… — Wendi Deng Murdoch Copy Share Image
I first started writing historical fiction in the late '70s and kept pictures of Kathleen Woodiwiss and Rosemary Rogers on my refrigerator… — Virginia Henley Copy Share Image
“In my home there is a magic box. It is rectangular, it sits ten to twelve feet away from my desk. And… — Max Maven Copy Share Image
“A little work with an ordinary household screwdriver can provide a handy and non-confrontational way of limiting the beer consumption of your… — Andre the BFG Copy Share Image
“The refrigerator in my room is still empty as usual, but I can’t hear that sound any more. I feel that I… — Chica Umino Copy Share Image
How many times have you been watching an episode of 'South Park' and thought, 'I'd like to be able to watch this… — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
“Leave the dishes. Let the celery rot in the bottom drawer of the refrigerator and an earthen scum harden on the kitchen… — Louise Erdrich Copy Share Image
“We needed a refrigerator for our new place and I've never bought a refrigerator my whole life. I went into the appliance… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
Spend at least as much time researching a stock as you would choosing a refrigerator. — Peter Lynch Copy Share Image
A cluttered refrigerator door is to a growing family what a wet nose is to a healthy dog. — Lori Borgman Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a refrigerator. I keep checking, but nothing ever changes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We Once Had Thing in Common, Now The Only Thing We Share is The Refrigerator. — OFWGKTA Copy Share Image
