Quote by Peter Griffin

I love my refrigerator.

— Al Roker

There are a number of things that can cause your fridge to break down or lose power: electrical shorts or surges, clogged ventilation, et…

— J. Kenji Lopez-Alt

Admit it. At some point in your life you've tried to close the fridge slowly to see when the light turns off.

— Thegr81

If I were to look in you ferigerator....refridgefreetorator...fridge....what would I find?

— Louis Tomlinson

I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in…

— Caroline Rhea

I'm colder than the fridge and the freezer I'm snatching all your bitches at my leisure

— Kreayshawn

The thing about my fridge is, it's a family fridge, so there's a little of something everybody likes in there.

— Martina McBride

Been trading up recently? You have, haven't you? You'll be squawking that you're too rational, too busy and too socially concerned for any of…

— Peter York

A refrigerator runs by converting the dust behind it into a peculiar mutant, reptilian substance.

— Colin McEnroe

I thought there was a good chance the fridge was possessed. It was subtle about it, but I had its number. I knew its…

— Karen Chance

Dear vending machines, I'm sorry if my dollar isn't straight enough for you. Sincerely, stop being so homophobic.

— Anonymous

The fridge is a clear example that what really matters is inside.

— Anonymous