Quote by Peter Griffin Download Open image “Hey Brian! I turned the stairs into a waterslide!” — Peter Griffin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Stairs are wonderful friends; they rise with us and they fall with us!” — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
We are all on the stairs, my friend; some of us are going down, some us are going up! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
“And the stairs. Oh, the stairs. The staircase in our third-floor walk-up was the steepest, hardest, metal-est staircase I have ever encountered in my… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“A manmade waterfall that was half man, half waterfall would have a hard time going upstairs. Thank God for waterproof elevators!” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Once in a lifetime every man encounters a very special staircase which can take him to very high grounds; but only some of them… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
“Climb up the stairs cheerfully, climb down the stairs cheerfully! Let your mind is unaffected by the ups and downs of life!” — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this isn't my Batman glass. — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
Be careful who you're calling a child, Lois, because if I'm a child, that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm… — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No matter how neat I… — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
“I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking...scared the hell out of me. So that's it, after today...no more reading” — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
If you have a problem, tell it to my butt, its the only one that gives a crap! — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog. — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
Life is full of important decisions like whether or not you got time to masturbate. — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
Hey hey, where the hell is that Peter Griffin? He told me he'd give me a hundred dollars if I took off all my… — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
Yep, now here's the plan: You'll enter through the air contitioning duct here. Now there'll be an invisible laser grid three inches from the… — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
Lois this family believes in the Easter bunny, he died for our sins in that helicopter crash. — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
